Don't worry (or get excited?), I haven't opted for a summertime circumcision - I've always thought genital cosmetic surgery is more of a winter pastime - just had my locks shorn to keep it cool in the warm
months week ahead. I asked Zara at Taylor Taylor to cut me in a defined parting, or 'shed' as Mother likes to call it, for a preppier look. Ivy League hair works ever so well when you're carrying a shearling handbag and dip-tipping your nails in Chanel polish. It's quite voluminous at the moment (Zara likes her mousse) but I'm thinking of investing in some Brylcreem and smeeeaarring it flat onto my head. I want to look like I've just been drafted into the Air Force.
Talking about personal grooming, I'm pleased to announce the winner of my Zirh competition with Tesco Direct is Hugh! Newly named toucan Penelope Myles congratulates you on your new skincare regimen.